Posts Tagged ‘The Flintstones porn’

Fred’s weird porn dreams

Back to those weird dreams again. This night I woke up all sweaty, ‘cause the thing that I saw was too horrible to understand. Never heard of Flinstones gay porn? Well, I got a chance to participate in it myself. I fucked Barney, and it was a complete nightmare. He sucked my cock like a lollipop, slurping and squeezing it like a sausage. Then he exposed his butt, and I penetrated his hole, pushing my cock so deep I nearly drowned in it! And the most terrible thing is that I liked it! Yeah, in ,y dream I screamed from happiness and slapped is butt like if I was a real faggot! Oh, I really need to attend a psychiatrist…

Wilma cheats on her husband with Barney

Oh, I was too soft on Barney last time. I found some photos which Wilma was hiding under her pillow, and it really pissed me off. As it turned out, he was fucking my wife all the time when I stayed late at work! That bastard nailed my wife’s toon pussy, teased her nipples and licked her clit while I was not there! I don’t think I’ll forget that. He was slaying her pussy, nailing her like a wild dog, slapping her on the butt, hearing her loud screams. And still he poked her chocolate hole, thrusting his weapon inside so hard that she couldn’t stand it! And I was not there!!! It is awful. I’ll kick his ass when I find him!!!